I mean, it’s theoretically feasible that someone could ride their fixie from Silver Lake all the way down to Carson.

You know, ironically.

(Chargers fan comment)

This city is a giant douche-bro enclave, where fuckboys still pop their collars in the gaslamp district without any irony. “OOOH LOOK! IT’S A WHITE HOUSE | BLACK MARKET!”

to be fair... Hall slipped specifically because of the comeback Hopkins did. Hall also gave him 20 yards cushion off the line because he knows he’d get worked playing up tight. Just wish Hall was the one who had his jaw broken in two places.

He can clearly handle the pressure of dancing in front of a Heat home game crowd.

You can’t just strip the Mets of that title, it’s like their only title this millennium.

more like alldone smith amirite

He’s going to look pretty good in a Bears uniform next season.

Ugg, that took Atoll on me.

This was so close to a really good joke and then you had to keep writing. So close.

Dude, you’re my hiro...shima

Or in terms of the SEC:

Here’s a handy guide on who to cheer for...

Banjos it is.

I’ve read the appeal cover to cover. Brady is of course a slick, dynamic protagonist, who’s resourceful and practical in a pinch, but I can’t help but think that he’s a little shallow. I mean, when I broke up with my girlfriend Sally this summer I didn’t throw my phone away or anything, I just deleted her contact.

Terrible impression. Shot 100%.

stanozololmets

To be fair, he doesn’t know any better because he’s from the Dominican Republic.

Damn.

Well, Morris is recovering from surgery about a month ago, so I’m not sure how helpful he’d have been hobbling around in crutches out there...