One of them was behind the play/off-screen (I was actually at the game). The other was at the 0:10-0:11 second mark in the middle of the screen. The Chargers gunner gets pulled from behind. Not a big deal, especially because it’s preseason. But the Chargers defense got called for some very ticky-tack “defensive…

Nice return, even better pre-season officiating. Missed two holding calls right up the middle of the field on that play.

The “shove” you reference is about as present as the “punch.”

“Scrubs.”

YEAH! FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

“This young man needs a lesson! I’d sit him for one quarter against SMU, and three whole quarters against Lamar!”

I’m pretty sure that people who think San Diegans are insufferable spend all their time in the Gaslamp and OB. Drew’s also half-right: a lot of people that grow up here leave, which means... the vast majority of people living in San Diego come from other shitty places.

She goin’ Sizzler.

Had no idea he was injured, thanks for clearing that up. The point still remains the same, however: why is Alan Gordon on the roster? He’s not going to sniff the WC roster, and - even without Morris - we still have 3-4 young guys who could’ve been given a run up top.

I didn’t even realize - that makes me happy. I now have an EPLection.

Exactly. Do Gordon and Wondo REALLY give us a better chance than Jordan Morris and Bobby Wood? I would’ve loved to see Morris given a shot out there.

I should preface this comment with the fact that I didn’t watch the game, but:

There are various applications on cell phones that allow you to do this for free.

While playing beer pong (or snappa) in college, my roomates and I would routinely call out obscure baseball/basketball/football players pre-shot. This is a fantastic list.

No Gold Cup preview? Should be a good tournament - Mexico, Costa Rica, and the Fighting Klinsmanns all look like they got a good shot. Here’s some good music that isn’t from Lil B:

Relax.

Awesome stuff, Michael. I hope there are more of these as Bhutan’s year of qualifying continues.

What a motherfucking waste of interwebz space.

Pliny is tasty, undoubtedly. But also a bit overhyped/overrated. If you ever see Russian River’s Blind Pig on tap, drink many of them.

Not important, but it’s actually a retro Padres jacket. There’s a big movement in SD right now to try and bring back the old-school colors.