Not saying there’s an inside job here, but the Ducks got the benefit of quite a few calls or non-calls in their first series against the Jets.

I couldn’t think of a better way to ruin an awesome Justice track.

“Nice overhead.”

I’m really enjoying your input on morality, basketball, and life, Master Aemon.

I’m really sorry your basketball viewing on your HDTV is so mediocre for 10 games out of the 2000+ available during the season.

Here’s a solution: if you want to play in the NBA, you learn how to shoot a basketball.

“Nothing better than a slumpbuster.”

Or, alternatively: he grabbed a shirt out of his closet, and went to the game.

Ridiculously Huge Dong Destroys Amateur

Pierce’s teammates promptly celebrated the win by pushing their hero off the court in a wheelchair.

You must’ve missed the entire Winnipeg series. And, you must’ve also missed the fact that Anaheim has two of the best Canadian players. The fact that you took my statement about Bettman at face value, too, is pretty telling. Move along, now.

I think that’s pretty understandable. Yet, the puck can’t be more than an inch off the surface, and I’d be shocked if it somehow weren’t [actually] over the line. I’d wager a Loony or two that the NHL will consider goal-line technology, and - after this - there’s no reason why they shouldn’t.

You’re right, I have been around here for quite some time. And no, I’m not Analysis Rube.

Alright everyone, NO MORE jokes about Josh Hamilton EVER. You’re a real Analysis Rube.

Because making faux headlines is a style invented by certain commenters? Idiot.

Josh Hamilton Says He’s Capable of Batting .359 Again, is Denied Shot.

“What an incredible fight!”

I’ve really been enjoying watching the Clippers run the same play every time down the court.

Reggie is undoubtedly ridiculous. But, I do have to admit that he had some solid analysis during the game tonight. More of that, and less of everything else, and I think we’re golden.