"The boneyard of unskilled journeymen." That's nice. And, we haven't forgotten, no. Quite clearly, you're the one who would prefer MLS to a "bottom-level" EPL match. As far as your World Cup comparison goes, that's once again a shit argument from your end. Zlatan and Lewandowski have a word for you, but I'm sure you…

Almost as good as a shmohawk.

It's ok, bud. It's clear you still don't understand the point—or your own argument, for that matter.

I was thinking Marcedes Lewis, but it's not like anybody has ever drafted Henne early and regretted it.

Draft a lot of Jaguars.

It honestly depends on your crew, but my general rule is that it needs to be declared a "gimme" by someone else in the group other than yourself. Typically if the putt is over, say, 3-ish feet, then I think said golfer should go ahead and send it home.

See the starting 11 for the Reds today?

As we go through yet another commenting change, I can only help but wonder what (if any) improvements have been made since moving away from the "star years." There seemed to be a lot of action today, if only because a lot of people seem to be trying to get out of the grey. I know Gawker has tried many of these changes…

No worries, I'm sure Rashard McCants can tutor her.

And Pep Guardiola.

Call it what you want to call it, but with Lucas and Gerrard both in the match, the squad looks like a de-facto 4-2-3-1. Yes, Lucas and Gerrard don't play side by side. But their role was to sit between the attack and the porous back-line. Lucas is a natural holding mid, and Gerrard spent half of his time last season…

I actually really like Chiriches, but to think we let Caulker go to sign him was (and is) still completely baffling to me.

As a Spurs supporter, let me correct your errors here.

I mostly agree with you. Yet on the other hand, I think there's a rational reason for hating Arsenal for those who are stateside—merely because Arsenal has, for some reason, become the team to support. So now there's thousands of jabronis wearing a Wilshere jersey around town. As a Yank Spurs supporter who has been…

Leicester actually won the Championship 9 points clear of Burnley. QPR snuck in via the playoff, but have made some really shrewd signings. Ferdinand sucks, yes. But they picked up one of the best young defenders in Caulker, a really solid wing back in Mauricio Isla, and swooped a potential star from Cardiff City in…

Justin Blackmon is similarly looking forward to watching all Jaguars games while sitting criss-cross applesauce on the carpet.

Yep, Greg needs to see Arsenal DESTROY Crystal Palace 3-1 before declaring that THIS IS THE SEASON.

So you're telling us there's a chance?

So how long until we get our stars back?

When asked how he felt about potentially being the largest player in the NBA, Sim looked confused and muttered "Hodor."