He's younger and bit a smaller—not by much, though.

We're just going to have to agree to disagree with Mathews. I hope you realize that he's listed at 6 feet and 220 pounds, which places him as distinctly "bigger" than the majority of the 6 running backs who finished with more rushing yards last season. The only RB of that group who is heavier is Alfred Morris, who…

"They never said pulling it out was easy."

Is that you, Chris?

"Good effort, but you need to blame everyone for being racist bigots on your way out."

If we're counting Lemon and Lime, we might as well throw Avocado in the top-5.

Mango at 16? FASCISTS!

Using a nice word like "patently" doesn't conceal an otherwise terrible argument. You realize that Mathews was 7th in the league in rushing, right? Or do you plan to fall back on the "he's made of glass" trope?

Never forget.

Did you spend your whole time in Pacific Beach? That's like saying everyone in New York is a hipster.

C'mon man. I'm just as cynical as you, but Mathews/Woodhead/Brown might be one of the BEST 3-headed attacks in the league. Brown got most of the carries by the end of the year with the Colts, and was one of the more efficient backs in the league with those carries—averaging over 5 yards per carry. Saying we were a…

Mitch Richmond also functions as a phenomenal beer pong callout.

Great news about the commenting—I'll drink to that.

By the way Didion, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.

I'm a Padres fan, and recently described him to my mother as "the most important man currently in baseball." Vin is baseball.

I knew very little (if anything) about cycling a few years ago. I now follow the entire TdF, and I'm not only fascinated by the intricacies in this awesome team sport, but also amazed by individual athleticism and grit shown by these dudes. I'll admit that a lot of people who cycle for fun take it way too seriously,…

The suggestion that she's somehow on Molly is ridiculous.

There are honestly zero factors that would make it likely that this chick is "rolling" here. She's hammered, plain and simple.

He created Bleacher Report... I was just being a smartass.

Is that you, Dave Finocchio?