HomelessPie
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HomelessPie

Welcome to Kotaku, where everything needs to be presented in a sensationalist way so they get more clicks and comments.

I love that even the most draconian, abusive and corrupt government in the world recognizes how crazy it is to punish people for smoking pot. Really puts things in perspective.

Hmm, you post on a public forum and are surprised when someone from the public replies to you. How strange, maybe stick to PMs on message boards if it bothers you that much. You want to educate us on what Parkour and Titanfall's movement system is, so please let us know so we don't embarrass ourselves.

Jesus so pedantic. Can you just tell him what we are allowed to call it and be done with it? Are we allowed to say free running or has that got some tight ass definition we are not allowed to bend?

I think it's 60 FPS on all platforms given it runs on Source Engine, so it shouldn't be a resource hog.

The first post about GTA Online and it's about this?...

What if I told you that you could own a PC and a console?

It has made me hate other games (GTA V) everytime I die due to the game, or poor control response or something.

Well, what Microsoft should have done is more like: Okay guys, i'll give you a brake for Halo, work on an other project, and after this project we'll make an other Halo if necessary. They would have Destiny as an Xbox/Xbox one exclusive, and would have hit hard. But i dunno what Microsoft has been doing those last

This ?

To me, it looks like what an automated robot manufacturing plant would look like in Elysium.

That's an awful generalisation. My big brother has more than 2,000 subscribers now, and he does Lets Plays, but he didn't do it thinking that he would get rich. He has a job, a wife, and a daughter, and he started doing the Youtube thing for fun, and the fact that he's earning some money along the way is just a bonus.

Where do I preorder to get this ENORMOUS white PS4? It's one thing to get a next gen console, quite another to get one that can double as a coffee table. I must have this!

I donate quite a bit of money. I've donated a few games, but I'll admit, I'm a bit of a collector. I'll eventually own both of these systems and far too many games. I give regularly to Salvation Army, Operation Smile, Humane Society, Open Door Mission, Catholic Charities, my local church (We "adopt" two families

BXR, BXB, and wasnt quad shoting something like RXRYYRXR? Insane

Well, I was actually just highlighting that it was cool of them to showcase a lesser known indie game on a stage like this, but you know, sure, be a dick.

was on my phone, and was on a bus, was was was