We were strolling outside on date number two. It was a nice, sunny day. He told me about how he'd needed to have his computer repaired, but the people at the shop had also installed an upgrade even though he'd asked them not to.

Each state has been asked to set up their own police force devoted to tourists

Gorgeous woman. This is how stardom is done.

<i>"I can tell you that Mr. Castro is extremely committed to the well-being and positive future for his daughter, who he loves dearly"</i>

Most every high-end-ish store offers them for free — and you can always go in and get the fitting, and then leave and buy your bras on Amazon, or whatever.

I've lived in China before, but along with air pollution, this is a huge reason why I wouldn't want to live there again.

Exactly.

This is really stupid. The woman came off as crazy, but most of the men didn't.

Yay!

What fucker said that!?

Andreas final hours are symptomatic of how that entire character was written, and how the writers don't understand their viewers at all. I kept yelling at the TV for the characters to stop being stupid, but it didn't help. Shut up, Milton! Let her focus on the task at hand! Don't keep stopping, Andrea! It was so…

Me too.

Oh my God... YES!

YES! I love Glamorous Courtney Love! I really hope she's here to stay this time.

Plenty of men? Plenty? More than two men who wanted to actually kill you for disagreeing with them?

Ugh. I didn't even think about that. I hate this date.

This is incredibly sad. He was only 21 years old.

I hate people like that, and I don't normally like zoos either, but Monkey World place is a great sanctuary for monkeys and apes, where the people try to make the primates have a life that's as close to how they'd live in the wild as possible:

Please, can we just have Justin Bieber's mom ground him? Should that kid be walking around at all? (I don't care how old he is; he should be in his room, thinking about all the stupid things he's been doing. Goddammit.)

OMG, I want his mother to ground him so hard! My god, that kid really enrages me.