Fucker. I knew that the first time I saw his stupid video implode on Youtube. Kids can't handle this sort of attention, fame and money*. It's impossible for them to develop a real personality if they become famous too soon, so they end up as douchebags with all sorts of personlity-substitutes such as designer this and…

Is nothing being done to help the animals, like place them in sanctuaries where they can live with their own (such as Monkey World in England)? Do they just have to live in small cages, and that's it for them?

I really doubt that Faye Dunaway's account is real. First off, there's no symbol to confirm that it's real, and secondly, it's fucking Faye Dunaway. Do you really think she's on Twitter?

That's a great prank! I don't normally like pranks, but here no one is hurt, no one is made a fool of, and a good time is had by all. I love it.

No, that blog I linked to systematically goes through *all* the similarities of 50 Shades and Twilight, and not just one tiny thing that could be a coincidence. The blog makes it really, really clear, but since you just told me you're too lazy to read it, I'll post these pieces of dialogue here, via the blog. After…

Yeah, I don't think this will age well either. People read a lot of pulp and sappy romance stories 150 years ago that we never hear about today. I hope "50 Shades" will receive that same fate.

Yeah, exactly. And she seems so smug about it too, like this is some great thing that she's created.

Yes, they are.

I didn't walk out, but I was really disappointed that they turned the heroine into such a googy-goody creamy white virgin. That Luhrman made the (fictional) biggest star of the Moulin Rouge ashamed of what she did, and made her wish to be a movie star instead — I found that so tedious. At that time, there were no…

Haha! That's great.

That sucks. Those people should be forced to read "50 Shades" with all the sex scenes cut out.

Yeah, no wonder Ana was so taken by it!

Haha! It's a great thing.

If it had stayed in the realms of fanfic and not pretended to be its own work, I would've been fine with it. But El James did outright steal characters, and just renamed them. The plot also follows the same curves as in Twilight, with the bad guys attacking at the same times, and the wedding and pregnancy happens at…

Yeah, but Stephenie Meyer had vampires to hide behind. In her books, the main male character is weird and controlling because he's a 100 year-old vampire who's trying not to bite the female lead. In the "50 Shades" books, there is no actual reason for the main male lead to act the way he does, which is basically like…

No, this is.

Do you think she's OK with people loathing her for the terrible views on men, women and relationships that she espouses, though?

I love Jennifer Armintrout.

They really are terrible, terrible books. As punishment for being horrible fictional characters, I wish I could make Christian Grey and Ana Steel read these books themselves. Then the encounter would create a time paradox, the result of which would cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the…