Hollibird
Hollibird
Hollibird

Yikes. These women are still going to go through so much. 

I have a friend like this who claims that her unfiltered mouth is a result of being “Italian.” You know, because her ancestors came over last century and she has her grandma’s “killer” meatball recipe - it all translates into being an asshole with no filter.

Ann Coulter and Chelsea Handler in a room together is the sort of thing that nightmares are made of. I’d rather pull off my own fingernails with a pair of pliers than watch them trade semi-intelligent barbs to figure who wins the Blonde Mean Girl award.

My step-father never got more angry than when I would step up to defend my Mom, so this rang true for me. I don’t think he ever would have hit her, but he nearly hit me on a few occasions when I’d tell him to stop talking to her that way. So this all rings super true to me.

When I was getting a divorce because my now-ex-husband went off the deep end with his verbal and emotional abuse, I read that a study showed that most mid-life divorces are initiated by the woman because the husband is “behaving badly” (their words). I was so impressed by this, I wrote it in my journal. Sounds like

Huh. I didn’t see that coming.

A protestor killed another protestor. Yeah, it’s probably the police’s fault though.

As a person who grew up drinking milk freshly squeezed from a cows teat, I give it up wholeheartedly to almond milk. Milk fresh from a cow smells terrible and really isn’t that pleasant. It’s processed to shit, by the time it hits stores.

The movie was based on his autobiography, and detailed his life as he had lived it up until that point. As a listener and fan, I don’t ever find myself thinking that he isn’t being totally honest about or taking responsibility for his actions. I always thought that transparency was the backbone of his entire career.

Brock is a terrible name. Brak on the other hand...

I feel like C Teigen’s third tweet, on its own, would have been good shade.

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

I would say give him Ford Pinto and be done with that

There actually is a real problem with fake Syrian passports because ISIS has a ton of blank passports and the printing machine.

ew no. what a douchebag.

This sounds like my worst nightmare. Here’s some gluten-free artwork you can at least enjoy.

I feel bad for how much that made me smile.

dead eyes have nothing to do with beauty standards

This girl is gorgeous and anyone who says otherwise is clouded by her family name.