It was a Catholic school. Logic does not apply.

yes

“No. Do you make crackers Brian?”

Flyin solo in nyc.

And an episode of L&O, only it was the wife of a military drug war guy bringing in drugs from Colombia, season 11, White Lie.

“Kingpin?” Really? Those are like college dorm dealer amounts. Or the personal stash of Robert Downey, Jr. in the 90’s.

So I’m a bit confused. Aren’t they able to be fined if those employees hadn’t gotten a new card (I seem to remember a few companies being charged for employing illegal immigrants)? Or are they only chargeable for that if they went out of their way to employ people not legally able to work?

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

Isn’t KP just a little old for the role of a teenager?

HOW DO I MAKE MY LIPSTICK LOOK LIKE THAT SHINY AMAZING METALLIC MIRROR LIPSTICK

Odd moment of bonding between my gf and I:

As a Canadian I find the thought that cold air will make you healthy quite funny.

Uh...did you...miss the part where the vegetarian samples were the most likely to be contaminated ones?

Whitefolks Bay.

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

Larger-than-life Background Gwen is too distracting. I felt like Gwen had practiced all of her facial expressions for the song in a bathroom mirror and projected it for the world to see.

Cocoa Krispies, because they are chocolate and crispy and delicious. And it makes the milk chocolate and then I also have chocolate almond milk.

Didn't know Corky had a sister who went to Michigan.