Hollibird
Hollibird
Hollibird

Did tear gas happen before or after looting? I feel sorry for store owners. Its their own community stealing from them. Doesn’t help the cause at all.

I just can’t drink something that came from a bloody, puss encrusted cow’s teat. I love almond milk.

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Of course it’s a ponytail holder. and a bra is an “over the shoulder boulder holder”. Just ask Otto Titsling

its just a mean thing people say when people are jealous. Now “ceiling eyes”... that’s a thing. When the whites of your eyes show underneath the pupil/iris but not on top. Ex:

“Stacy, he’s not a guy, he’s a little prick!”

I would try these but the worst thing they did was jump on the birthday cake and pumpkin spice flavor bandwagon. But Swedish Fish flavored Pinnacle vodka is delicious. Now they call it Red Licorice, I assume because of the copywrited name. But it tastes just like you are chewing a Swedish Fish soaked with vodka.

At least it’s not a f**king torture movie like Saw IXXVIIIV or Purge. Sometimes we just need a brain numbing film and take the kids. Plus the cat is so pretty. I thought it was a Ragdoll (I have 2), but it is a Siberian cat that is hypo-allergenic. Who knew? www.siberiancat.com

i’ve seen Kim cook ramen on KUWTK. I am embarrassed to say ...

I add Old Bay to Ramen. Old Bay goes with anything - pizza, chicken, seafood, potatoes.... but I am from Maryland, so.....

This is a case where “eye for an eye” should come into play. I have many friends who would line up to strangle this asshole and throw him to the ground, sever his foot, then euthanize him. I hope he is never left alone and will be harassed for the rest of his life. Cause we know he won’t get jail time.

I hate the smell of tires. I get nauseus going into Pep Boys. But, Barbie airplane.. the plastic smell....

I think the cutest way someone described a vajayjay was on Real Housewives of NYC. The wife climbed into a window, broke glass, cut her crotch, and asked her doctor if it would go back to her perfect little pistachio. I want a perfect little pistachio.

Nothing like a mooch who claims they don’t want anything so they don’t have to spend money, then they mooch off your plate. I had a boss. A very wealthy boss. Who decided that it was okay to walk up to me on my lunch break and pick up my tuna salad sub and take a bite. I was horrified. He was all “I give you plenty of

My 22 yr old son’s first big news memory was 9/11. His 1st grade teacher was crying because her boyfriend was there but luckily didn’t go to the building that day.

Robert Kennedy dying, I was 4. I placed a penny on a train that drove past us that had his body on it. Also, the first moon landing. I was 5.

Yes I apparently took a bath in the middle of the night and then fell asleep on the bathroom floor.

I got a headache when watching it. Had to switch channels. song is fine, the video is awful.

What a sick individual. It’s a shame there are so many like that, they thrive on violence and showing who has the bigger D**k. Obviously making up for not being popular in high school.