Bears, on a Friday? Yeah, i’m down.

Hey. Read the article before you post. 

God, I hope this is a joke.  He doesn’t even understand what they did wrong. 

Translation: this affected our sales and stock price.

it wasn’t a “tough hearthstone esports moment”, it was a political nightmare. Based on the quote in the article here (don’t know if there was more to the apology left unquoted), it doesn’t even sound like he’s addressing what it was actually about.

The love-it-or-hate it reviews I'm seeing are to be expected, I suppose, tho I trust Heather's judgment more than most. I suppose I'm wondering how many people there really are on these servers pre release, vs "players" that are really just help planted by the developers. 

Just Dance is the only good sport 

Stick to sporks:

It’s stuff like this that reminds my why I’ll be right here at Kotaku until the lights go out.

Go not gentle into that good night, folks—we’ll be here with you all the way.

...even the assholes who will invariably scream “don’t drag Kotaku into this mess,” not realizing that y’all are owned by the same VC company, and…

WeWork is just trying to follow their new “stick to esports” mandate

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

You know, if you resurrect Foodspin, you could Stick to Sprouts.

I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.