Next academic year I’ll be working with college freshmen who were born after 9/11.

I have no idea what this reference is, but that gif is cool

Razzle-Dazzle supports in-app purchases

Huxster: “STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP FOR A ROUSING GAME OF MATH!”

I lost it at ‘To me, this game looks like how a seizure feels.” 

No, no.  The question was literally The Answer.

r u ok bro

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Gee guys, “Breakpoint” sure was an ironic name for this disasterous game of this long-running series, huh?

waaaaaaait a sec, is voting with one’s wallet working?

Damn, I missed the obvious.  I looked at Pascal and thought he was channeling Trump with the clothes and dopey look he’s giving.