What a fucking tool.

It’s crazy that one moment we’re completely fine and the next on the brink of death and not really know why. Hope this dude is okay.

I relate to this one on a personal level. Well, at least one side of me does. Can’t remember which.

Why yes Gary, I am free at the moment. Thanks for asking.

I thought they have different breweries do the different respective styles. Couldn’t find anything too recent, but this TBT article from 2015 says as much. Either way, I agree. Good beers, especially for the price.

Their mozzarella sticks are pretty good (although it’s probably pretty hard to fuck up fried cheese). And their hefeweizen beer is a solid cheap option if you’re into those.

He just seems to get a pass for his teams being garbage more so than other “stars.” I get it, he’s young. And I don’t think he’s a bad player, but I don’t see him as a #1 on true championship contender, now or in the future.

My hottest take is probably that Devin Booker is overrated. Is Devin Booker overrated?

So, above getting ran over again, but below getting hit the first time. Got it.

I’d say the #2 thing I miss about living in Florida.

Rank these things: Eagles fans, Sixers fans, getting hit by a car, having that car back up and run you over again.

Oh, sure. And I don’t mean to harp on it, but your avatar is ridiculous and amazing.

Do any staffers agree with my take from yesterday that Dennis looks like the love child “Aliens” meme guy and John C Reilly? Because now I can’t unsee it.

Handball every four years is dope as hell

Best type of sun flower seeds? I’m trying (and failing) to quit smokeless tobacco.

I only use slip and slides if I get to push children out of the way

I know he’s a good player, but anytime I see him I still think of him getting dunked on by D Rose.

BECAUSE HIS NAME IS JIMBOB GHOSTKEEPER. LIKE, HOLY FUCK THAT’S AMAZING.

VOTE FOR JIMBOB YOU FUCKS

If I was a kid (or a parent with a kid) I can tell I would be all about this thing. I love the fact that Nintendo is even making something like this. It always feels like people are so ready to shit on them for trying new/different things. And then we play them and they end up being fun as hell. I won’t be getting it,…