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Dennis, don’t take this the wrong way, but your picture looks like if the “Ancient Aliens” meme guy and John C Reilly had a kid.

Between this and not wanting to deal with the Kawhi bullshit, does Pop retire this offseason?

Have you gone back and played a lot of the early 3d games lately? A lot of them have aged incredibly poorly (not all, obviously). I think these companies would rather people keep the nostalgia instead of ruining that by playing them. 2d games hold up much better.

Smithy can fuck right off.

And why was this question being asked during the on court interview in the first place? It seems like one more suited for the press conference, not when he’s sweating is ass off after a big game. The only real reason I can think is that they wanted the candid reaction, as you mention. The fact that seemingly everyone…

Jose Bautista is subject of one of my all time favorite Onion articles (graphics?)

I got hit a lot. I was a big target.

I pulled it successfully a few times over at first as a kid. Trying not to laugh as the opposing coach screams at you about “respecting the game” or some bullshit is very hard. Even had them try to pull me out of the handshake line at the end.

He was only a few feet from hitting a homer to the same spot to lead off the game. This ovation was loud but I can’t imagine if he had hit a lead off homer.

Where do you stand on Jamie Moyer and Julio Franco? Moyer had none of the fun parts of Big Bart (aka he wasn’t fat), but Julio Franco was a good old guy.

Going out on a limb here, but publicly threatening to murder your head coach probably isn’t the best way to get your suspension cut short.

Sixers fans if they win this series: “EVERYONE DOUBTED US! TRUST THE PROCESS!”

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I remember reading something similar to this featuring soccer players. Pretty sure it was on Deadspin too, but I can’t remember the player or even the country it was. Seems shady to me.

I preferred the Japanese version of Ninja Warrior. Everyone took it so seriously and the fact that I couldn’t understand what the announcer was screaming made it all the better. Some say Nagano is still just barely losing on the rope climb...

I’m not really sure how this relates to what the previous commenter said but I’m all for random ATCQ references.

Jeff Green never should be allowed to shoot a three ever again. What is that you say? Lue announced for no good fucking reason that Green is going to start for the rest of the playoffs? God fucking dammit.

This. She was taller than all of us and was our best pitcher. I don’t think anyone in our league gave her shit (part of it was probably because we know she could/would have whooped our ass). I think the school was gonna make her play softball in high school and she wasn’t happy about it.

I assume it’s wheel of fortune style. What’s better, just putting the team names on there and spinning OR having each team spin and having alternate outcomes instead of just positioning.