I think the classification of deception - as with the rest of it - is open to interpretation. Obviously, if the police aren’t pursuing it. Mental illness makes it rape? So whenever I had sex and was suffering with depression or anxiety I was being raped? No. You go meet up with someone, you willingly have sex with…

So, wait. These women were willing to have sex with the man if they thought they were getting something in return. They only objected when they were defrauded of that “payment”, so they’re at least as much prostitutes as he is a rapist. They consented to the sex - and then got mad because he didn’t get them jobs? I’m…

It also wasn’t robbery when I paid a bunch of money for laser hair treatments that didn’t work. That was just me being a fucking idiot. Better go arrest all those dipshits who sell fat wraps, self-help seminars, and psychic readings while we’re at it, too.

I think the alcohol is kind of beside the point, the girls went there voluntarily to have sex with the guy and made those choices themselves. Unfortunately for them, they got lied to...and I don’t think a lie is grounds for rape. If he had them sign contracts or anything official like that, then I could see it rising…

And for the love of god, this isn’t rape. Shady, yes. Shitty, yes. Rape, no. Fuck no. Don’t be a fucking idiot. What’s next? We’re going to call it rape if you have sex with your boyfriend and later he breaks up with you but you thought you’d be together forever so it’s a false premise? Get outta here.

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

I bet he never throws rocks at cars again.

When you waive your client’s appearance to a bail hearing then don’t tell him he can get out for a dollar, that does seem like the answer.

I smoke pot regularly, but I’ll happily stop for weeks at a time. On the other hand, I’ve trying to quit/cut back on caffeine for a year now, and I can’t go more than a day without it.

Did they say they smoked all day, every day? Did they say they can’t live without it? Did they say they’ve been fired from their job for smoking pot? No. Nothing like that has been mentioned. So mayyyyyyybe a little less judginess until you find out details would benefit your uptight self right about now.

The ill effects of stopping exercise, meditation, yoga, and getting coffee have negative manifestations that you seem to be deliberately overlooking to prove your puritanical stance.

Again, moderation can be a beautiful thing. You seem like you could learn something from that.

So is yoga. So is meditation. So is Starbucks. So is a drink at the end of the day.

Really, this silly puritanism that so many people have would be adorable if it wasn’t so silly. No one is talking about being stoned while driving, or on the job, or putting anyone else at risk for anything. There’s really something to…

You don’t have a daily cup of tea or coffee to get your morning started? You never have a drink after a long day? Perhaps a baby cupcake to treat yourself every now and then?

Sometimes I have a glass of wine, sometimes I eat something delicious that’s califoric and sometimes I smoke pot. While none of those things are healthy I maintain that doing unhealthy things that give you pleasure from time to time should not be a source of shame.

Zenyatta has more shield than health, and that recovers quite fast.

Zenyatta is good just for the discord orb debuff alone.

If you’re going to bother making a statement about how your son was saved and defending your parenting skills, I don’t know why you wouldn’t also put in a few words about just what the consequences of your son’s actions were. It really doesn’t take much extra effort.

I’m not sure the best way to fight the patriarchy is to casually devalue the fact that it adversely affects men as well.