milk was a bad choice.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

Well, it is a very grave situation.

If you don’t want it pronounced that way then don’t put the accent on it. Accents are not lace doilies, they don’t just dress up the letters, they change how they sound.

I know, I’m feeling very agitated about this.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

Wait... Symoné isn’t her last name? There’s a hyphen?

Ah, I see. The Coens should make up a story. And in that story, since they are free to invent any characters and any plotlines they want to, they should also feel free to do whatever they want with the general social and cultural setting in which the story occurs. And what they should want to do is to include at least…

Erm, the ones who died on the voyage over aren’t ancestors.

When I was probably 6 I stayed the night at my best friend’s house on a Saturday and my parents couldn’t pick me up in time for church so I just went with him and his family for my first trip to Black Church. It was amazing. I was the only white person in there aside from one cop standing in the back (no idea why…

Man, I hate it when it sands in the winter, and I have to wait for the roads to be cleared before I can drive. I hate shovelling sand in the driveway, too. THough I love making sandmen, and having sandball fights...

Another story about a high school player assaulting a ref? When will it end?!

Texas HS football players have enlisted special teams in their war against the refs.

Imagine a white male saying, ‘but my employees are all black men’ after saying a racial epithet.

Sorry Bielema but you asked for it and you deserve it. Take a page from Richt’s playbook and don’t talk shit about other teams/coaches. Not even if someone asks you to. Keep it positive or keep it to yourself.

Joe Deer-Tay

What the fuck was that? Did he get his hair cut in the dark? Are those fucking bangs?

After going to speak with the ref in the hospital, it appears he is indeed using slurs

That shithead’s haircut is the most enraging thing about this story.