“I am woman, hear me RooR!”

Give him a break. His job is to set off fireworks when the Indians hit a home run. He probably didn’t even know what that button did.

He got off lucky. No one was there to see it.

In fairness, the NFL has WAY too many breaks and tv timeouts, it really kills the game. People whine about baseball being long, but I think football is longer.

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

Oh dear. I just know I’m going to be randomly blurting out “KAZOOOOOS!” for the rest of the day. Well played. Well played.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

After the wrong player was ejected, one of the assailants was kept in the game to commit another personal foul. That gives me the impression that the coaches were quite okay with what was going on.

“One play after the umpire was struck, a personal foul was called on Moreno for hitting the Marble Falls quarterback, who had taken a knee to run out the clock. Moreno was assessed a 15-yard penalty but was not ejected.”

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

I’ve hardly ever been on a date where I didn’t pay for something. He got the tickets so I get the candy, or whatever. I cannot fathom my husband marrying me if I had just sat back and waited for him to shell out.

Whether or not my offering to split the check results in an adverse reaction from the man makes a big impact on whether or not there will be a next date :)

Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half?

Okay, I’ll bite. Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half? Sometimes the guy on the date stubbornly won’t let me, in which case I’ll usually concede (because I don’t want to get into a huge argument about it) and pay for the second date (if there is one) or, if we’re going…

I was bullied into signing a form and made to promise that I would not seek medical attention.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

I also think poor people are socialized to think they’re not good enough to deserve a living wage.

The video cuts right before she apologized to the umpire and went over for a handshake and then pulled it away quickly saying, “Too slow.”

These updates are all well and good but sweet tap-dancing Christ in a burned-out crackhouse, when the balls are we going to get some motherfucking PS4 backwards compatibility, Sony???!!!