The median smell of the whole world is still shit.

I’m with you. It looks like a pretty routine play that should have been made by the second baseman. E4 all day.

If I had a time machine and went back in time, I would talk with John Rockefeller, possibly the wealthiest man in history. I would tell him that I could travel to China in a half a day. That I could talk to any person on the planet and hear not only his voice, but also see his face, in real time from anywhere. All…

I would divide the eras into pre- and post- easily-accessible-toilet paper. I’m pretty sure the whole world smelled like doo-doo until about 80 years ago.

This is not a “tough” call. It was hit right at him and he bobbled it.

Looks like an error to me, that being it was a fieldable ball that the second basemen fucks up.

I don’t get it. And normally I would just ignore it but I LOVE yelling at my kid when he watches Minecraft videos “YOU HAVE THE GAME!!! WHY DON’T YOU PLAY IT!?!??!” and he loves laughing at me and calling me old. It’s all good.

As funny as the term “cum dumpster” is I sure hope that calling her that in front of her kids was warranted.

So you pretty much proved that everyone’s the hero of their own story. You think you’re justified in calling some woman you don’t know at all a “trophy wife cum dumpster”?

I know I have anger issues sometimes but part of this “adult” thing is holding back those toxic things we want to say.

Maybe you’ve learned something about yourself as to what triggers that reaction? Doesn’t matter if it’s retail, call center, or an office setting, you’ll run into assholes of all shapes/forms, but the…

called a customer “a worthless trophy wife cum dumpster” in front of her kids

That’s.. not really something to be proud of, there.

You sound like an overgrown child. Retail ain’t pretty, but most adults can suffer it with at least a touch of class.

It is. There is no guesswork. It’s obvious and, for a guy, that is a nice bonus.

With my Fiance this has happened every single time. It is not urine. We wash sheets all the time. At the beginning of our relationship she was surprised that it didn’t bother me(it had with her Ex). I was like hell no, this is physiological proof of orgasm. Very reassuring.

AntennaWeb is a great resource to find out. You put in your address, and it shows you where your closest transmitters are, and what kind of antenna you’d need to pick them up.

AntennaWeb is a great resource to find out. You put in your address, and it shows you where your closest…

The title is just a joke, right? We all understand that domestic sheep have been selectively bred over millennia in order to have way more wool than they would have had in nature...right?

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

100 combo meals at McDonald’s? Really. Jesus, if you’ve got 100 drunk people to feed, order pizzas like a normal person.

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.