I like the part where Bono fell off his bike and hurt himself.

and New Yorker skin aint nearly as thick as New Yorkers claim.

Based on the less-than-healthy nature of the stools, police are looking for a man afflicted with anal fjords.

What kind of a moron do you have to be to make a “New Yorkers aren’t nice” joke to a New York audience.

That is the thing though...

If you knew the Hulk I knew,

you’d know his racist heart.



He’d never want to hurt white fans,

or his family from the start.



If you knew Hulk Hogan,

you would know how hard he fake fought...



and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

Haha. I was on a plane once when a drunk woman sitting across the aisle gave the guy next to her a handy under a blanket. it was SO obvious what was happening and just weird. The best was when the plane landed and he said “it was nice to meet you”.

Pigs produce bacon. Fuck Iowa.

Scientifically proven you can’t fail a UA from contact weed

that’s cool—then eat one more piece.

pro-tip: one someone tells you to take one piece of an edible, eat one fucking piece. THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO TRICK YOU

I mean if he is hitting .400 and is a ninja-vigiliante (a ninjalante?) after school, fine, do that shit. Otherwise, quit showboating.

This could only happen in a country (Japan) where ADHD medication is practically illegal.

I admit I dont know much about baseball. Since he’s in the batters box, isn’t it free reign to sling strikes by him while he does that?

If you’re the Diamondbacks pitcher here, and you happen to disagree with the decision to throw at Yelich, you’re in a position where your boss is basically saying to you “I want you to intentionally throw this rock 95 mph at another human being. If you don’t do it, you’re fired, and I’ll probably talk shit about you…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pitcher look as apologetic as Fernandez was immediately after the pitch.

Does anyone know if the Diamondbacks are always as stupid as they were there?

Getting contact high is a myth, espeically enough to make you fail a drug test after.

You know what? Fuck Panama. During the qualification for the last world cup, to get into the hex, Canada went down to Panama for a game.

Is there ever a time when a restaurant employee is justified in saying something in that situation?