Nikki’s music celebrates nothing but a woman’s fat ass. Glorifying a slim body, or a curvy one, you’re still compartmentalizing woman. Nikki GTFO your high horse. Your music is nothing but “look at my fat ass” and is no more meaningful than any of Taylor’s tripe.

NARC

Phone makers need to have an auto-landscape orientation, even if you holding it portrait.

Mexico fan but I couldn’t be happier about the outcome. Those fans are garbage and deserve more than the heartache of this loss

Kind of unfair to make them play Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

I'd say watch out with that kind of talk. But he... Won't be reading this.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

That would be H2O2.

Weed itself isn’t super interesting but I would say that the process of finding and buying weed has led to, oh, four or five of my top 20 anecdotes? Something like that?

That’s entirely correct. It’s about as boring and potentially harmful as, say, alcohol. Which makes it kinda dumb that it’s still (federally) illegal.

Controversial opinion: weed isn’t nearly as interesting as people think it is.

There’s always buttchugging.

Legalization and making it less taboo combined with no new Harold & Kumar movies can really fuck up a preadolescent’s rebellion curve.

They should serve time first. They are adults, not little kids. At 19 you shouldn't need parental supervision in order to not assault. They committed a horrible crime and they should all get a stiff sentence before being deported.

Just a criminal record will do it. That will torpedo any chances of them getting into a college here.

I don’t care how much loneliness they suffer. They are monsters for doing that. They need to be sent home, never to return to the States.

Eighty whole people? Golly! I, for one, am glad we fixed this whole prison industrial complex thing. Wooty woot! Time to move on to the next big issue!

If you leave the brim sticker on your hat, you're a douchebag. Thanks for making it easier for us to spot you.

I’m shocked the guy with a mohawk, tank top, and hipster glasses didn’t try to step in.

Can we also get a figure on all the time saved not having to spend that de rigeur half an hour shooting the breeze with your Man before you can get your score and leave? Because that’s not good productivity.