Remember Gero Blaster, the new frog-platformer from Cave Story's creator? It's now called Kero Blaster, and it's coming out on PC and iOS on May 11. There's a nice pixelly trailer for you above, in case you wanna have a closer look.

Only in America could we take a device designed to make us lose weight, and turn it into a machine that delivers food to our mouths faster than we can do it ourselves.

Mmmmm.... sweaty foot-crusted Cheese Nips...