ARRESTING OFFICER: Names?

Dang so you actually bought those didn’t you? My shoes?

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

How about just park in a legit space or at the very least stay with the car if you are picking someone up!

Literally, gone in 60 seconds.

That one is easy. the towing setup on back shows a class III hitch. he probably tows a trailer a lot and that is a redneck “airfoil” to hopefully give him some gas mileage back when towing. Sadly it won’t because towing anything large with a under powered dodge caravan is a very bad idea.

Or, he is an illegal baby…

Why he didn’t send a hired team of ex-Special Forces dudes down to Panama to sort this out, I do not know.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

A few notes:

I am amazed that Ford bought back the car, as it was clearly being operated outside of any warranty obligation.

I one day plan to write that story!

I don’t like my Vehicle VIN Number to be public because I use part of it for my Personal PIN Number for when I use the Automatic ATM Machine.

Statistically, not being an idiot reduces your odds of injury or death in almost all aspects. You can’t blame a tool for negligent usage, but it’s the firearm’s fault he shot himself, and it’s all our vehicle’s fault that they allow idiots to text while driving, instead of immediately shutting down all portable…

Pools increase your chance of drowning in your backyard

Well, owning a car greatly increases my odds of being injured or killed by a traffic accident. It’s about responsibility in using an object, not the object itself. I can wipe out myself and plenty of others with my car (not a Mustang, by the way) if I choose to, but I use it as properly as I can.

Keeping a loaded,…

title should be negligently shooting himself, not accidentally. accidentally is the gun has a mechanical failure. negligence is leaving the trigger guard open for a foreign object to pull the trigger.

Kramer was released from custody after serving five minutes for fighting, and two more for instigating. His attorney is appealing the game misconduct.

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.