The San Jose crowd should be proud of themselves tonight, probably the quietest moment of silence I’ve ever heard, and A+ level booing of Gary Bettman.

Regera? More like Regreta...amiright?

Look, an airbag isn’t going to save your ass if you get in an accident in one of these. If a Viper wants you dead, you dead.

Must be a regional thing. I grew up with parents that said stuff like, “Put that car up. It’s time for bed.”

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

They’ve already decided the rules for a potential expansion draft. I went over them here.

Rookie Qualifications

One more win would give him 15 this postseason, tying a playoff record for rookie netminders...the current record-holders are Patrick Roy, Ron Hextall, and Cam Ward.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

It is the Stanley Cup Final, not the “Finals”. Deadspin is bad at hockey.

Not a wagon

“Nike firmly believes that any New Balance contract actually offered to Defendant included reductions,” said Nike in a court filing, “given that they are such a standard provision of endorsement contracts.”

He could have Dodged it, but *puts sunglasses on* he chose to Ram it.

I have no doubt it is quite illegal, Joe Squirrel.

Super chill. My dog is basically a cat in a dog’s body. Sleeps all day, when other dogs bark at him he just completely ignores them. Really the only downside is that he can never ever be off-leash in a non fenced in area.

And then there’s Martingale collars, which I hadn’t heard of before I started looking into rescuing a retired racing greyhound. They’re like flat collars, with an extra loop connecting the ends that the leash hooks onto, so it tightens when they pull, but not for correction. Just to keep the collar on wide necked,…

If I were a better man, I’d make an NHL/NBA meme about how Barry’s hockey posts are first thing in the AM, but Draper’s Golden State love letters don’t post until late in the day.

The Airline rules are as follow:

Bidet in solid form: