NBCSN is in 80 million homes. ESPN is in 93 million. The difference is not that huge.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

You can pitch like garbage and be a big fatass and hit your wife/girlfriend/dog, but as long as you talk to the press after the game they’ll always have your back in some way.

When asked about it in the clubhouse after the game, he just laughed it off.

And that’s what separates pro athletes from the rest of us, that willingness to devote unthinkable chunks of their lives to honing skills that may actually only pay off a handful of times each year.

...a culture that infuriates me? You mean that same culture I have spent years learning about, immersed in, adapting to, and being molded by? That culture? The one that is so much a part of my identity and sociocultural context that I’ve chosen to take on Japanese nationality and live here for the rest of my life.

This isn't cross-posted. I am a Jalopnik writer. And this is about addresses which matter when driving in Japan. As I do.

I love it... this shmuck tries to commit a heinous crime in broad daylight, only to have the biggest, baddest, fiercest motherfucker to ever come out of Montreal happen to be RIGHT THERE.

Still a better Thornton Quote -

No. The written rules have that covered.

Professionals?! Having fun on the diamond?! The unwritten rules have GOTTA say something about this, right?!

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

I can't believe Messier had hair!

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

What a shit show that would be

Torchinsky would track the damn toilet.

Going to a track, Raphael being Raphael, he’ll sleep in the McLaren and track the RV

He’s not helpful on the power play, but if he’s not there, Alex Steen, the Blues’ best defensive forward, gets his face punched in by McKenzie.

Representatives from Skyline handle collection after the game.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.