“Hey Intern...Get all the stock videos you can find.”

This is an outrageous overreach by the government. Does Montgomery County have a rural government building that can be taken over? I promised my family I’d be around for MLK day, but supporting our constitutional right to backyard hockey is more important. I have two days’ worth of supplies. Meet you guys there.

So far, so good. Their Aston service guy was really nice and — here’s the key — he called me back when he said he would and answered the phone when I called. A rare trait among car dealer service departments.

“Uh, yeah, my name is...Billy. Uh, Billy......Football.”

1) The answer was given in jest as was the entire exchange, contrary to how it was presented here.

This is all the proof you really need.

I feel like you nailed it, my first notion was a pontiac G6 based on the pointy front end. Also I would probably run over and drag the person that sold me the G6 for way longer than 4 miles :)

#latergram

Tell him to get in line.

You should never go “full hoverboard.”

It went “full hoverboard.”

Yeah, it was just a chance to shit on a picture of weirdo Mormons.

Torch + ice hockey = hooning + gooning.

There are tons of videos of 20-something year old players at bars all over the country. Only difference is ESPN/TMZ hasn’t been airing every video for ratings for the last 4 years. If every player was held to the same standard as Johnny they would all be screwed.

This play was Too Short for that.

You’ve actually caused temporary blindness in me by making my eyes roll out of their sockets.

Even though Dez got a great jump he wasn’t ahead furlong.

I knew Dez could Whip but he still needs to work on the Neigh-Neigh.

Because he noticed her high beams were on.