That ref is a damn national hero, even if he is Canadian. (I dunno, is he?)

In the old days, Joe Namath could spend Saturday night drinking tequila out of a stewardess’ navel, as long as he won on Sunday.

Monmouth also is coached by the Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch

It’s a battery powered perpendicular skateboard.

It’s a battery powered perpendicular skateboard.

1. Feed everyone a large dinner.
   

Rugs make people CRAZY.

I’m always amazed that more rich dudes like this don’t check out of their careers and then just fuck off to do whatever they want. To me that’s the whole point of being rich.

This gets us so much closer to real-life “NHL 2-on-2 Open Ice Challenge” (aka NHL Jam), so I’m all for it!

There are plenty of thugs in hockey. Most of them just don’t make the NHL because their thug tactics can’t get them past the minor leagues. If you don’t think there are thugs playing hockey you clearly don’t know much about the game. Agree with it or not, fighting is just a respected part of the game’s culture.…

It should be noted that the goal with this car sale, and with most car sales, is to get as much money as possible. So I will veto this idea.

I think the idea here is that they aren’t going to win with McCown this year, so what is the point in a solid season from a career backup? This is a team that should be planning for the future and McCown isn’t the future.

“Holly Holm almost certainly can’t win for such and such reasons, but if she does it will probably be off a left head kick” holds up as a reasonable take in retrospect.

That’s up to the politicians. And you’re probably right, we can always count on our leaders to do the wrong thing. But those kids right there are soldiers, or about to be. Their part is courage, not policy. There’s nothing insincere or misplaced about this gesture. Every one of them will gladly take up arms and put…

That’s Mike Ekeler, linebacker coach & card-carrying football nutjob.

To be honest, had it been Canada and a hockey game, the same thing would have happened. “Oh, it’s raining missiles outside? There is literally nothing we can do except keep these people safe? Puck drop.”

Agreed. They kept people calm and secured.

I think it was a fantastic job by the responsible people to prevent mass panic. They had no idea what was waiting outside until the police secured the area, and they had to get a huge amount of people out of the stadium without causing any panic. To wait until the game was over and then to open up the gates to the…

Before you get on the NFL about this issue, just remember that they employ more colorblind people than any other business. And that’s just including the refs.

You also can’t take a Dodge Challenger to any fancy events or dinners