I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

Actually, isn’t the city’s biggest celebrity a fictional character from a movie?

The city’s biggest celebrities are all local news anchors.

They worship gas station food.

I blame the writing, they had the character start where they wanted her to end up, so there was no growth. Also, she did her parts in endgame before her parts in her movie, so they knew what she was going to be first, and I don’t think they actually figured out where that came from. When you start at “doesn’t back…

That and they shoehorned her movie right before Endgame and the character into Endgame.

There’s a lot that had me with this project, but it pretty much had me at Awkwafina. She's everywhere right now for good reason (go see "The Farewell"! The most feel good movie about death you'll see this year!)

Captain Marvel’s script needed another pass. Carol is barely a character, I think they were hoping they could RDJ her and just have Larson given a snarky quip and a smirk and call it a day.

I see your small town sign and raise you one I-5 billboard through my great state of Washington.

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

Patrick Chung played at Oregon with Jeremiah Masoli.

Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…

My best friend for the last 35 years is as die-hard of an Eagles fan as I am a Bears fan (meaning we are two idiots who will hold onto the 1 Super Bowl we will experience tighter than any actual meaningful moment from our sad lives).

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

Whenever Norm MacDonald comes up I take the chance to post the greatest joke ever...

That kind of wins right? I mean the rest of us can shut it down.