My younger sister moved up to Milwaukee a few years ago for work and began dating a die-hard Packers fan shortly after. They are set to be married next month. I’ve ignored the fact that he bought her a Rodgers jersey and that she’s worn it, love will make you do stupid things, and I’ve retaliated by giving her Bears…

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Isn’t that the issue? Americans have come to terms with the cost and they’ve largely accepted it. Background checks get the most support from the public, some 80 to 90%, but many mass shooters purchased their guns legally. Restricting high capacity magazines gets around 65% support, and while having to reload will…

Your argument lacks logic and snacks of nothing but being a hate speech apologist. 

the criminals are admitting who influenced them. it’s republicans. again, because you must have something stuck in your ears or something, the criminals are openly admitting this, how fucking hard is it to understand?

Cesar Sayoc. The El Paso Shooter. Dylan Roof. The Christchurch shooter (directly stated he was inspired by Trump). Shall I go on?

Anyone who is not on board with real, comprehensive gun control in this country is part of the problem. If you vote for politicians who are against gun control, you are part of the problem. Nothing will change in this country until specific, measurable, and actionable gun laws are in place and strictly enforced. You…

The Republicans will use ANYTHING they can to deflect blame from the fact that they have been sticking their toes in the waters of racism since Nixon, and stoking the flames of hate and violence the whole time. They refuse to do anything sensible about gun violence. They refuse to address their racist base of violent…

Just skip this year too, play the Raiders “highlight reel” for last season and put Yakkity Sax on the audio! No one will notice the difference…

Holy shit. This may be the darkest, most depressing entry in the history of this series:

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

you really must be a lesbian if you think 6 months is a long period of time.

“Libruls are the real raycessts!”

Darn those urban areas where 80 percent of your states population resides! 

NOT a Broncos fan, but I am a Denver resident, and give us a LITTLE slack about our Governor. Hickenlooper has moved on from the state house to tut-tut at the Dems who literally don’t want people to die from insulin rationing, and was replaced by Jared Polis, a Gay man who’s running a pretty left administration right…

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

I mean, in the comics, in her home of Earth-65, she doesn’t even have a secret identity anymore, so she could, in fact, go by “Spider-Gwen.” Of course, if adaptations do go with her having a secret identity, she can’t use it, but the name comes with several advantages: