Who bought him a ticket?

I’m a Lions fan who has now lived in the Philadelphia area for over 20 years. The last time the Lions played here (in the middle of a fucking blizzard in 2013) the Eagles fans in the section I was sitting in didn’t bother to even heckle me, THEY BOUGHT ME A SYMPATHY BEER

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

The REAL question here is how will the #1 fan handle it.

I expect a successful season ahead. 

I’ve never seen a redesign of Harley Quinn that I thought looked better then original design in the one piece jump suit. The current trend of red and blue pig-tails is a particularly unappealing one for me.

Wait, Whoa? Are they replacing Shurmur with Jeff Fisher mid-season?

Daniel Jones, or as he’s known west of the Rockies: Best Foods.

giving an illusion of solid colors to appear where there are none.

Unless more information comes available, I’ll file this under: “Akward scientist guy being akward”.

Russi was one of those voice actors whose voice you’ve definitely heard even if you don’t realize it. She was in a huge number of cartoons in the 80's and 90's. Minnie isn’t even the only classic cartoon role she inherited: she played Huey, Dewey and Louie in several productions starting with the original Ducktales…

Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

*slowly velcros back on shoes and shirt*

The NFL is so average. It seems like every year the leagues collective win-loss is right at .500

fuck you, my team has no kicker

The Bucs suck so blandly they aren’t even the worst run pirate-themed NFL team to have hired Jon Gruden.

Speaking of people who have had rough times in Florida, they traded for Jason Pierre-Paul.

Players know Cuban is an ass-clown and not worth the trouble. Outside of LaMarcus Aldridge, name one marquee free-agent that’s ever gone to San Antonio? Paul George was traded to OKC and resigned there. He willfully didn’t go there in the beginning. Historically small markets have not gotten any play from free agents.…

Oh won’t someone please think of the billionaires that own sports teams in shitty cities!