This decade and a half old song seems prophetic now:

“Do you want me to come down fast or slow?”

“Awww, that ain’t right. Those are American heroes. You just can’t go disrespecting them. Putting your bare feet...on their...*gulp* faces. Just your....naked toes on the lips and eyes....”

sure, walking on presidents can get you arrested and fined, but shitting on the office of the presidency comes without repercussions.

“Ms. Incontro seemed like a nice person who was ‘having a day’

So the flag is only at half mast.

There’s only one real solution, and that’s end the hard cap.

Seems as if DVPE feels more like DVDA to small market or middle America teams. 

a total lack of effort, they say.

I am going to say yes, because it was the Washington Nationals.

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

“How did it happen in Germany?”

“waahh you’re ruining my escapism with real life stuff” is the lamest statement ever, coming from any fandom

But most of his ability to make defenders miss was based on the fact that he was so blurry and hard to focus on. He wouldn’t have managed half the career yards if he was competing against today’s defenses in 4K Ultra High Definition.

“who is the orange man?”

If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.