When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

I guess this is another learning point on how to accept those you care about, Fultz and all.

Iowa State has somehow beat two top five ranked teams. They did neither with their starting QB. Right now, they are tied for the lead in the big 12, with tie breakers over Oklahoma and TCU.

You’re the only one who gets it man. Your oppression is real.

This is a very bad comment, especially because GURRIEL USED TO LIVE IN JAPAN.

Oddly, Gurriel played in Japan for the Yokohama BayStars as one of the first Cuban players to legally play professionally overseas. I assume his NPB teammates were less appreciative of his gestures whenever he took an opponent yard.

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Also, as a Trail Blazers fan, I gotta say... WHERE’S ANDRE MILLER WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!?!

I’m not worried about his shot. I’m not even worried that he plays like a late-career Andre Miller. I’m worried that he seems to have the athleticism of a late-career Andre Miller and he doesn’t turn 20 until tomorrow*.

I can’t recall why it came up but I recently told someone “I would lay down in traffic for Drew Magary.” They seemed so surprised but I was like, “Yeah no Drew is a thoughtful and generous person and I would do anything for him.” Thanks for writing this, Drew, and proving me right. (I love being right!)

Dave Portnoy is a 40 year old divorced man who is admired by millions of 19 year olds. The day he stops trying to drum up controversy or project a “us vs everyone else” mentality, is the day he wakes up and looks at what he is. Pathetic.

Pretty sad that your first reaction to a story about a respected former presidemt is to make a joke about nolongerabletopedalphilia.

Isn’t the “paradigm”... “stop non-consensually grabbing random woman’s genitals, tits and ass holes”? That seems fine.

This must be disappointing for those who want to remember Bush as a stand-up kind of guy.

Clearly grab-ass is inappropriate touching, but I have trouble with it being referred to by the same term (sexual assault) that encompasses grabbing the breasts or genitalia, and of course non-consensual penetration (whether with the penis, a digit, or a foreign object) of an orifice. (Cue “Lust for Life.”) I get that…

*presidentdigitation

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Co-Anchor: Oh wow! Haha seems like Natalie’s having a hard time with that chip! Hahahaha. Hang in there Natalie!

If someone delivered a pizza box to me like that, there is no way in hell I would accept it.

Counterpoint: Maybe just stop ordering pizza from that place.