Oh STFU. When you can generate billions in revenue and pack 20,000 people into an arena to watch you scrub toilets at Arby’s you’ll get to make as much a basketball player too.

Oh so you’re upset because someone got called out for acting like a dick? Stop being a snowflake.

I served aboard multiple nuclear subs in the engineering department. You can run limited shore facilities from the sub, but it’s a pain and I’ve never actually seen it even tested.

I’ve got no shock left for anything Trump says at this point - he was always a dim-witted narcissist and asshole who I now suspect must be suffering from some sort of serious cognitive decline - but....the government refused to lift food stamp restrictions...?

Without being on the field and talking to him, no one knows if he was aiming for the upright or not.

Rest easy - the real deal Neil played Belgium a couple nights ago and starts a UK tour tomorrow.

I didn’t like Dubya, he was stupid and made a lot of horrendous decisions that led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands but very rarely did it feel like he wanted that to happen but rather he was stupid and others took advantage of that for their own insane agendas. Yes his paintings aren’t amazing and the idea of…

Onsen and genki drinks! How those never made it here, I’ll never understand.

And 8 am on a Monday at that! I’m pretty sure that I’ve not drank at that hour on that day ever before or since - that’s officially degenerate alcoholic territory. That forbidden fruit allure.

“Is it okay if we buy your son an Xbox?” Marshall asked Saundra, who was flattered Marshall thought she was Jaden’s mom

“The first thing I’m thinking is there’s some pedophile trying to buy my grandson an Xbox,” Watts’ grandmother Saundra said. “So I’m like, I’m going to bust up in there and bust his bubble.”

Yeah, I think they would normally show rugby, AFL, and the like, but were happy to take our American-scented yen and throw a Super Bowl party. And rightfully so - it was probably one of their biggest days of the year.

They zoom in on Bills games, because they’re afraid of what the FCC might see in the stands.

“That’s where we’re at with Charles Barkley now. When you put him on TV now, you gotta make sure there’s someone else there to debunk his bullshit properly. “

RE: The football for dummies broadcast

Holy shit, that is amazing. Two thumbs up!

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Remember when Chuck was going to run for governor of Alabama a while back? Internally, he and Trump are cut from the same know-it-all, totally un-self-reflective cloth.

“You and me both brother”

You might have misunderstood me. I said “too narrow,” which is not the same thing as saying that it *is* narrow, only that it could be broader and more inclusive. But ostensibly, the purpose of this deduction is to help American families mitigate some of the impact of their living expenses, and those are not exclusive…