I watched the seahawks niners game at my BIL’s last weekened. no one deserved to win that shitass game.

Attractive as it is, 14,980 yen is fucking steep. That’s about 130USD, which is like $40 more than I’d be willing to spend on even the nicest special edition.

I gotta go Uranus over Neptune. Its axis of rotation is nearly sideways! Neptune’s got nothing distinguishing it, except for being the last planet (RIP Pluto). Plus, “Uranus” joins 69 and asparagus pee in the pantheon of things that anyone who was ever 13 years old finds funny.

If true, this would be the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has done in about 15 years.

The absolute ruining of RGIII by the severe mismanagement of the Washington staff was fucking horrendous.

The Nazi eloquently tried to explain himself before he was kindly served, without charge, a healthy portion of an ancient Subsaharan African dish called “deez hands.”

Don’t Call Me (Sean) White

I prefer being punk in drublic in front of cops.

Anonymous tipsters just told ESPN that Malzahn is just using the drunkenness as an excuse. The school discovered over the off season that he was actually two small men, Brad and Alex Wong, standing on each others shoulders.

Are you the entirety of the Ready Player One book?

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Agreed. Comparing ST to RP1 is colossally unfair.

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

Well at least they found him. Any word on whether they’ve found the missing Chargers fans yet?

In Australia, that would be a stiff upper lip.

Awful. Taking somebody with as awesome a name as Martellus and calling him Marty? You guys suck.

(I think you’re thinking of “Ready Player One”.)

OMG, READY PLAYER ONE IS THE BEST BOOK AND MOVIE EVER EXCEPT MAYBE WARGAMES!!!!!

What’s funny is that the number 69 can also be used to refer to a sex act.

It’s like if the rules for the board game Clue stated that the game ended when all of the facts (criminal, location, and weapon) were revealed, but you weren’t allowed to state them together in a declarative sentence. In fact, if you did, you’d be automatically disqualified and then publicly raked over the coals by a…