The trainer is so put off that he palms them and walks away like a highschool hallway pot deal.

Damn, Courtney Love has aged well.

The “regret” rate is about 2%. And yes, most people do know if they’re trans long before the age of this kid. You sound exactly like those who believe that kids who know they’re gay or lesbian are just “confused.”

Wait a second. We’re like, really getting old? This was our Crazy Taxi:

I thought the same thing. I’ve never felt older or poorer than I did when reading that line. My grade school had a “computer lab” full of these:

I’ve always looked at it like this: If you take Olajuwon’s height away from him he’s Scottie Pippen. If you take Shaq’s, he’s Glen Davis.

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

nonsense. if you walk around shibuya you’ll see the gokarters all the time so it’s highly unlikely that nintendo didn’t know about em until recently

But has he found a way to burn a ton of cock? Has ANYONE ever found a way to burn a ton of cock?

That’s interesting. I thought you had only eight seconds to get it over halfcourt, but apparently it’s eight seconds of shot clock. Didn’t know that.

29/10 off the bench, mind you. He played a full 35 but I wonder how long they’ll keep trying to run Koufos out there to start.

I’m amazed at Brooks’ foot speed, because judging by his clutch shots this year, dude has massive onions and that must be a bitch to run with.

Good thing Sacramento bankrupted its schools to keep the Kings. If Kings fans could learn about this, they’d be pissed.

Great move. Southerners love Cousins!

His English is still ahead of my Japanese, and I’ve been watching hentai for years.

Going out on a limb here, but I’m guessing there is zero overlap between the people outraged that Tim Thomas and Tom Brady didn’t attend the ceremony when Obama was president and the people outraged about Chris Long, Martellus Bennett, et al.

I love how refusing to visit a draft dodger in the White House is somehow disrespectful to the troops. Not to mention our commander-in-chief once ridiculed a gold star family, a war hero and said he “knows more than the generals.” Yeah, he respects the hell out of the troops.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

Japanese arcades are awesome. The sheer variety of games available there... And there were kids there who clearly show up every day. Kids playing the musical games who were wearing specialized gloves for it. Kids playing the taiko drumming games who had brought their own drumsticks from home (the machine has them as…