I’m torn! On the one hand, I doubt this will work because the last thing that assholes are wont to do is listen when you tell them to calm down. On the other hand, the latent guilt and desire to follow the rules inherent to Utah means that they might actually listen! Telling a Mormon that they are being uncouth is…

Underrated joke right here

Holy fucking shit, that was waaaaay worse than I was expecting. What a terrible piece of human garbage. I can’t help but laugh about her mocking somebody *else* for just making money through Instagram. Bitch, your position only exists because we haven’t yet trained robots to do it. It’s the weakest type of advertising…

Good news! It’s on Hulu right now, in both Japanese and English (if you’re too lazy/tired to read): link.

This is a good and thoroughly thought out comment. I would like to add that there’s nothing objectively wrong with coloring your skin to portray somebody else - it’s the history that complicates thing (I agree with your “punching up” comment). Interestingly, I think this corresponds to the prevailing believe in white…

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Out of all of the teams... CLEVELAND is where he signs? Are they trying to get him thrown in jail? At this rate, he’ll beat up the whole damn town. 

See, now this is a more reasonable take. Granted, that’s not what I expect out of Burneko, but still. They have to continue to try and attract talent to their team, so it behooves them to not be assholes to their employees in front of the whole world. Go quiet, let AD leave, and start the rebuild proper. Try and fix…

You, sir/madam, are a treasure. 

Holy shit... how long have you had this prepared?!

Holy shit, the ad synergy here.

Complaining about people complaining about the game = Good Content. Terrible, terrible content.

Topical border wall pun

Maybe they’ll do us all a favor and shutdown the Wizards until they can figure out a way to pay for Wall. 

Samesies - great day to stay home. If I had known it would snow this much, I would have drank more.

The tag game is strong on this one. 

It was a good plan! I bet he’s pleasantly (well, as pleasant as he can be anyway) surprised about how well it worked.

That’s fair. I kind of wonder if McVay basically gave up when he knew he didn’t have the players to make it work. Because otherwise I have no idea what that dude was thinking. He didn’t stop being smart, so I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt as to why he didn’t run certain plays - maybe he just saw…

Hey now - that’s not what I said. McVay didn’t gameplan enough, and Bellicheck did his usual amazing gameplanning. I’m just guaranteeing you that even Bellicheck was surprised with how well it worked. Every team plans to take away the other’s strength in every game, but it usually only works based on personnel or big…

This is really the right take here. Young coach didn’t adjust enough, Bellicheck of course coached a solid game, but... it wasn’t anything overly genius or anything. He took away the run and forced Goff to win the game with his arm. Goff, maybe due to youth, just totally fucking choked. It’s easy to over-analyze the…

My guess: hubris. He thought they could win without changing anything and was terribly wrong. Goff... who knows. Younger guy, pressure got to him. Overall though, a terrible performance by their Offense. Their Defense did great though! Limiting the Patriots to 13 when they were on the field for like 70% of the game?…