Well, I can’t answer for the creatures, but the cherry blossoms in Tom McCall Park and the dragon boat race are all real.

On one hand, this seems a little forced, and I thought I would roll my eyes at some point. But I didn’t! This is delightful! Props to them.

While I was reading this whole thread, I wondered when somebody would get it. He revealed himself too early with the Pantera bit. Bravo, sir.

I think this is all on NBC. They have very few sporting events, and will go through ridiculous amounts of work to make sure us viewers associate the games with them and them alone. So, lacking longterm stars because of the sporadic nature of the games, they forge these stupid fucking narratives. Unlike regularly…

Worse shape than he found it? They’ve been to the finals 3 times in a row and finally won one. They suck now, but let’s be realistic here.

It’s always fun to see somebody really feeling it and have one of these games. He’s still in the game at the moment, just coming in to the 4th. Career high 48 points... on the 2nd of a back to back!

Yeah, that’s #2 for me. Both are phenomenal albums, but Ziggy is probably more cohesive.

Best Bowie album? I think so.

Alright, by Superfly. Ignore the video (which is really crappy for an official upload...)

Why thank you.

What about the Baltimore Blue Lives Matter? Or the Phoenix Fake News?

Nobody is going to read this anyway, but here I go: I was in Japan for the entirety of the last NFL season (and some), which meant I was in a time zone that was radically different from the NFL, so I only got to watch the night games (Monday, Sunday, and Thursday) - which almost always suck. This means I didn’t watch…

That, and the between the legs pass really made for a fun game. Great night if basketball, with back to back comebacks!

Ding ding ding!! We have a winner. That’s where I’m at. I can’t stand listening to the guy, but GodDAMN is he good. It really has little to do with race, I think. He’s just so phony.

Oh god yes. The worst is being taxied around the tarmac. Blegh

I have a suggestion for worst place to be hungover, and it’s worse than the office: in a plane being taxied around the tarmac for what feels like eternity. It’s just pure misery. All the nausea of being in the car, with none of the ability to pull over and puke. I swear I would have rather died.

And it’ll still probably require a 24-month commitment.

There goes my Sunday. Now I must watch this 6-second clip on repeat until I discern what black magic she is using to make this happen. Goddamn is she good.

I met Barner several times when he was in college, and he always seemed like a great guy. I’m glad to see him getting some consistent playing time in Philly.

Wait wait wait... You don’t just eat it with a spoon? You monster.