I have a suggestion for worst place to be hungover, and it’s worse than the office: in a plane being taxied around the tarmac for what feels like eternity. It’s just pure misery. All the nausea of being in the car, with none of the ability to pull over and puke. I swear I would have rather died.

And it’ll still probably require a 24-month commitment.

There goes my Sunday. Now I must watch this 6-second clip on repeat until I discern what black magic she is using to make this happen. Goddamn is she good.

I met Barner several times when he was in college, and he always seemed like a great guy. I’m glad to see him getting some consistent playing time in Philly.

Wait wait wait... You don’t just eat it with a spoon? You monster.

I want to cosign this so hard. It’s not a difficult concept. The Golden Rule is: don’t be an asshole. I file everything (racism, jingoism, misandry) under this. You don’t get rewarded for not being an asshole, it’s just what we all do to function as a civilization. If you find out that you are being an asshole, then…

Yeah, they really should. They do it for sanctioned festivals and things like Hanami! They could figure it out, and probably will soon.

Good god, this game was a slog. Apparently, losing Paul and replacing him with Beverly actually made the Clippers MORE insufferable. Griffin is looking really good though, for what feels like the first time in years.

I was watching and thinking the same thing. I wonder if they just reeeeeally didn’t want to delay the playoffs? Because this was madness

While I usually like Lindsey, and I understand that Marchman was a last second scratch, Goddamn was this episode not good. She’s kind of low energy anyway, and it sounds like she wasn’t feeling well, which reeeeeally dragged this one down. No blame or anything, just... Better luck next time, I guess?

And yet how they stay the same! Tom Brady and the Patriots were underdogs against the Falcons! And they won both!

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I mean, any excuse to get drunk at 8 AM is great, even without the Aussie stereotypes. Plus, they made a mean breakfast. Honestly one of the better Super Bowls I’ve been to, even though the Pats won

The solution should be a combo of the lottery draft and no divisions in the playoffs. It’s not good for the sport when good teams just miss it while crap teams in the other conference get in AND Then those other teams get a higher pick too. Using this lottery system and the divisions REALLY screws teams like the Sun’s…

This is good kinja

The big difference being that once, Chuck had talent and was actually successful on his own merits

Hah! That is an eerily similar story to this year’s super bowl for me, except it was in Osaka. The bar owner was still Australian though, which is the strange part

If I remember correctly, platypus don’t have nipples either. They secrete milk through glands that just kind of weep through their skin. I might be thinking of echidna though. Point is, they clearly don’t count

Hear hear! Fall reigns Supreme. Fun sports are back, baseball finally gets interesting, warm days and cool nights... It’s amazing! Especially in the PNW. Here summer feels... Wrong. Too hot, too dry. Fall feels line a proper return to form.

Or a completely out of place 12 flag in July? Yeah, Fuck these bandwagon rubes.