These were my favorite of the year. Disappointing that they didn't return to them for the big game. The white is just... Boring.

Yeah, that's garbage. Have some class guys. At least Winston went out. Though I guess he knows he will get paid win or lose, so he can't be that beat up about it.

Yay Mariota! Kid deserved it, and now my eyes can't stop doing this water thing.

I busted this album out the other day in response to the standard Christmas music. Absolutely epic album.

Thanks for that Jordan clip. Most people remember it as The Shrug, I remember it as "that fucking time Jordan became inhabited by the soul of basketball itself and wrecked my teams shit." Great game, but bittersweet.

Oh God... the feels.

Since we don't know what happened before the recording, I'm hesitant to defend the guy in white, even though he roots for my team. Having said that, those cops took it to far.

This seems fair. Honestly though, after how Alabama played yesterday, it's just a question of which lamb to choose for slaughter. Honestly, it just looks like Ohio State will make a better show of it. And c'mon, wouldn't it be the most amazing thing if they pulled off the upset with a third string QB?

To be fair, they do that same shit with anybody they deem inferior. It's just louder/easier when it comes to black people.

So, honestly, the thing about Charles Barkley which enamors him to white (and conservative white people especially) is that he's willing to question the black narrative. I don't agree with his message, but I will say that I admire his willingness to have a counter-argument. He's not being an Uncle Tom, but instead he…

Clearly, number one should be "Not Beer" since there are only two categories of beverages.

This comment deserves far more love than it's getting.

You could be right, but only if Oregon, FSU, or TCU fuck up. At the moment, it appears FSU might finally fall. Since the B1G sucks, it's almost certainly going to be two SEC teams. However, the dice could fall for two Pac-12 teams as well. I'm putting Arizona State at 4, which will probably lead to a 2 vs. 4 Pac-12…

Yeah, their games get watched on mute around here.

Great leading line. What surprised me is that even the announcers on CBS, who are amazing SEC homers, basically cheered on Alabama. I'd say you are right about the "absolute powerhouse" bit.

My trouble is that I use the Aero Press (as suggested!) and just black coffee... so any part that is made of anything not stainless steel will inevitably start become stained, ruining the flavor. This is what happened to my Contigo cup. So, I use one that has a screw-top now, which is much less convenient, but now it…

My trouble is that I use the Aero Press (as suggested!) and just black coffee... so any part that is made of…

For those people worried about racial aspects, I'm pretty sure the term "[color] face" wasn't meant to include the abject horror of literally stealing someone's face. I'm now convinced that Corso and Bill Snyder are the same person.

I believe it's "stuffed! stuffed!" which makes more sense as what an idiot would yell to insult Westbrook.

Halloween: the perfect time for idiots to show their ignorance/racism, and the perfect time for the Gawker commentariat to get on their high horse. It's a new Halloween tradition: find bad costumes, feign losing all hope in humanity, rinse, repeat.

I wholeheartedly agree. There is an age when it's OK to hit a kid, and I think for boys that is in middle school. It's obviously unique per kid, but as a boy with two brothers of similar age, I can say that we were idiots, and sometimes violence was necessary. Nothing abusive, of course, but violence nonetheless. I…