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Actually, true story: my little brother got a freakin' pony for Christmas. He was like 7, and the pony was old and my parents basically took it in, but still. He got a freakin' pony! For Christmas!

You just knew there were going to be a bunch of comments about the Dolphins, and you sir win. +1

Is it just me, or did Oregon get Mark Helfrich at a steal? He's like 8th in the Pac-12. So, they basically got to keep Chip Kelly's system with like a quarter of the pay. Good for them.

A lot of this seems to boil down to: "guys! There are fans who go to games that don't appreciate us!" No shit. Welcome to literally every sport ever. Students get "free" tickets, so there will be a lot of them there that are going for the social event, and not really good fans. It's a party for them. I do think they

I remember the Jordan days, and people absolutely remember them with rosy glasses. He wasn't nearly as well loved as he was respected. Mostly though, you had some people resist him because he was one of those figures whose story was forced on you, and some people naturally dislike that. Kind of like how Lance

This whole article is glorious. And absolutely on the "Sex Plans" bit. I've been married for 5 years, and that's how it goes now. Spontaneity is great every now and then, but c'mon, I've got shit to do.

Probably the 3 straight days, in shifts, playing Metal Gear Solid. Those were the days. We literally had like 5 people. One playing, the others just watching for the story. But if we are talking straight play, I'd say somewhere around 16 hours is a good guess. Probably on Civ V, or Borderlands 2, or any number of

The exact same thing could be said FSU. Every damn year it's "their back!" and every year is the same story: they drop a stupid game late in the season. Not that they aren't a legitimately good team, both of them are, but you don't get to claim one superiority over the other. They are the same.

I dunno about the Indians one. The only thing more offensive to put on your logo than the obvious racist caricature is the word "Cleveland". They would rather be racist than advertise where they are from.

I have been wondering the exact same thing. For that matter, why keep the SUV? Abandon it in the worst part of town and buy her a new one. It's not like he didn't have the money.

Super Mario Bros. 3. Holds up the best amongst all of them, and still has that "putting on a show" charm. It's either that or Super Mario World, which is still awesome.

Came for the comments and I wasn't disappointed. Great work everybody!

So, is it just me or would Lohan be good in a Sunset Boulevard-esque portrait of a decaying former star slowly losing her mind on the downward spiral toward irrelevance?

On the plus side, they are great on the Fantasy side. But good lord there is not a more frustrating team in the NFL. The Falcons are responsible for more utterings of "don't worry, they'll fuck this up" than any senate session or decision by people in Florida. You just know they are going to botch it.

Jesus Christ, this team PAYS! I need to get me a job there. From what it sounds like, this is where every player who wants to get paid without actually, you know, trying would play.

Well, since Oregon donated the land and Nike built the building and then re-donated it back (awesome loophole, that), it's not the cost of the building raising tuition. However, the higher cost of facilities management probably has something to do with it. Also, the professors get paid shit at Oregon, so lets hope the

See, I think the key is to try (which can be super hard) to come in without any expectations. Forget about what people said and just play the game. Psychonauts took me about 20 minutes to get interested in the story, and the payoff was great. Really, I think what did it for me was that I waited SO long that I had

Oddly, the exact opposite happened to me. Never played Psychonauts until about 2 months ago. I apparently have a high tolerance for old graphics because I play older games relatively often I think. Either way, that didn't stop me from enjoying it. The story was excellent and the mechanics were fun. Honestly, on PC,

Bag for the win! Sometimes, I do end up feeling kind of motherly when somebody asks for aspirin and I'm like "oh, hold on! I got some in my bag" but it's awesome. I keep my books and tablet in there, along with a knife, headphones, a flashlight, some pencils... It's super useful. However, It's too big to cart around

I agree. When I posed this question on Facebook, I was reminded why he didn't get manslaughter: the persecution didn't go for it. They went straight for racist murderer, and went all in for it. I do agree that he should have gotten a couple years for manslaughter, because this was avoidable, but they shot for the moon