Because you're a fucking gun nut who thinks that one anecdote of a "gun sane family" excuses the utter shitstorm that is American gun culture.

Yes, because all gun owners stop with just one gun.

You've never been to The South.

Suicide rates drop by 50% to 80% when guns are not easily available.

"not representative of gun owners"

Hello, racist fuckface!

How about stop fucking thinking that your shitty ass situation demands that everyone own a fucking firearm?

So I read this last night, was outraged by it all and I went to sleep pretty angry.

Hello, racist troll!

And she died the next day.

A friend of mine always talked about how amazing and beautiful Sochi was. And now every time she hears about the Olympics she starts to cry because she also knows the economic and environmental devastation the Olympics leaves in its wake.

Same as last year, I am registering my disapproval of Jimmy Kimmel's bullshit.

Hi, I'm Melissa and I have absolutely no memory of what it was like to be a kid.

Yep. I actually don't watch Kimmel specifically because he promotes this stuff.

That you raised an ill-behaved child is not an excuse to inflict this kind of trauma on said child.

I always tell atheists to make Science™ their higher power. Because, DUH.

Eww, gross. Grow up and find an age appropriate boyfriend, honey.

Oh my god, the physical symptoms you describe fit my ex perfectly. All of it. ALL of it.

I like how the logo for Dick Clark Productions is basically a penis.

Oh snap, dawg! You got TOLD.