Aaaaand now I'm ok.

Not gonna lie: shit like this makes me very self-conscious.

Katy, honey, you know I love you. But you need to take a subtlety lesson from these guys:

Psh. Who's vagina have you been eating and why haven't you been putting cake flavored lube in it?

That was kind of a dick move, wasn't it?

Nothing says sexy like a guy with a belly and tits bigger than my ex's. With a guitar. Barely singing. In a 90's music video. That was derivative of the ska/punk micromovement of the time.

I want to die now.

Oh look, it's Doug Barry. Dougie, why haven't you apologized for your bullshit and/or killed yourself?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Fuck these guys who are trying to change the definition of traditional dating!

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I pick to the point of self injury. I'm not happy until I've extracted the sebaceous gland and squeezed the blood until only clear plasma is left. Sometimes I pick with fingernail clippers. I would rather have a wound than a blemish. I'm horrible, but the picking is soothing in its own twisted way.

I fucking despise people who live in la-la-everything-is-awesome-and-inspirational land and feel the need to bullshit the rest of us.

Holy shit, lady. I think I understand why your boyfriend left you.

Doug is poo. Anyone who likes Doug likes to eat poo.

They've only been together a month. Let the girl have her goddamn boyfriend.

Exactly, yes, you are correct. Separate him from the population, certainly. But we should not believe that he simply needs to be scared straight. If we want this person to stop terrorizing the public, then he needs medical treatment.

Exactly, yes, you are correct. Separate him from the population, certainly. But we should not believe that he simply needs to be scared straight. If we want this person to stop terrorizing the public, then he needs medical treatment.

Fuck Disney. If Disney produced the Aliens, Ripley would have been accompanied by a male equal who was there to calm her during her female feels problems and guide her on rescuing another female and then she would need some sort of magical type power to help her defeat the big evil in the movie, who would turn out…

Also, eat a dick if you think this guy doesn't need help:

Oh really? So you're saying you're ignorant enough to think that obsessive and destructive behavior that interferes with normal life is "justing be[ing] a dick."