Let's see you try to eat your way out of this one, Mr. Christie.

Yes, that would be my point.

Yes, let's throw him in jail instead of giving him a mental health evaluation.

Fuck you getting rubbed the wrong way. Go rub yourself into a hole, shithead.

Jesus fucking christ, Amanda.

These people otter be ashamed of themselves.

So, let's talk about what childhood sexual assault does to little boys. I'll use me as the example. I'm going to be graphic because I want everyone to understand exactly how these things happen. I really want to drive this point home.

Usually it means the teenager is a victim of sexual assault as well.

I think the only reason Doug Barry has a job here is because he's willing to be around on the weekends.

The first words out of his mouth weren't, "hello, I'm a Mac," which made me freak the fuck out.

Hold on while I install my Anti-Cyrus software...

Oh, I'm not worried about being a CEO.

Oh yeah, it's always fun when a female friend is like, "I would kill to have your figure!"

Jizz doesn't travel over phone lines, dude.

I admit it: I've faked it a few times. Once it was because of a weekend of performance anxiety. She thought it was her fault, and I felt bad. So at the last minute when it kinda sorta wanted to happen, I still couldn't get to the finish line, so ... yeah.

Thank you! It's great to hear that once in a while, even though I'm not nearly that awesome for a man in his late 30's who should have a lot more to show for it.

I know, I occasionally find them ;)

I dunno, hun. I'm kind of partial to Burien myself. Now there's a happenin' place.

I think that's a wise and very brave move. I'm pretty sure there's a small audience that will clap for you when they see this. It's nice that you were able to end it on amicable terms. The time and space will give you both a chance to reflect and adjust.

Really? A feminist? I wonder if the PUAs and serial fuckers haven't started using that as a tactic. Because you would think a feminist would be a little more fucking considerate than that.