State fair where everyone either wears cowboy hats and rapes goats, or rapes goats and wears cowboy hats, three jesus soirees, and earlier in the day a fucking arts & crafts fair ... for middle aged housewives who are all from the "why do young women have to dress like that" school of thought.

They make it in little 500mL boxes now! It has a little plastic top and it seems perfectly designed for bendy straws.

I have no plans for the next week and there are no events that don't involve ideologies I despise and I have no one to wait for by the phone.

Because you're awesome. And awesome people don't have to say anything.

I give you all the hugs because you are awesome and I want your awesomeness as close to me as possible.

Sumer is already failing in my area. I missed my chance this summer to go on a boating picnic. There's a kayak rental place in town that basically lets you get away with whatever you want. I like to take a friend or a date out on the water with a backpack of goodies, paddle over to the park, and set up a blanket, some…

It sucks to be the one waiting by the phone, feeling like a secret Saturday Night Loser.

I have a friend who needs to socialize four or more times per week or she goes stir crazy. It's the damndest thing I've ever seen. Me? I'm happy at once per week. I can spend time alone doing my thing and be totally happy. Or, if I have regular time with my one best friend who is low key like me. Otherwise, it takes a…

Addendum: I'm in my 30's, but I look young, like I'm in my 20's. This does skew my sense of attraction. If I had it my way, I would absolutely date a woman in her 30's who, like me, looks younger. That just seems to fit.

I typically remain suspicious of people who date outside their age range, simply because it's easy to fetishize a person with a characteristic, rather than take on the challenge of getting to know a person for who they really are, instead of what kind of trophy they represent to you.

And are now jerking off to her videos without a single thought to how she is treated and will continue to be treated by her industry.

THIS.

Thing called reddit.

"I like it because it helps me cope with the horribleness of the world"

Probably about the same time I accept that women deserve rape and men can't help themselves because derp.

I like how all the public chatter is about what a whore Bay is and she deserved it, yet there's hardly a peep about Daily.

Wile E Coyote was never portrayed for the titillation of men.

Oh, and how dare you not be shy? That would be so brazen and unladylike. Women aren't supposed to go barging into areas where they're not wanted. That's how rape happens.

"You are making an issue here where there is none"

You are patriarchy. Your dismissal of this of this issue is the definition of patriarchy.