My attitude is to go to the Olympics and gay it the fuck up.

Da.

Saying Ron Paul on Reddit is like saying 9/11 at a republican national convention.

Less troll. More soul.

This. I want this. WHY CANNOT I HAVE THIS NOW

"How am I supposed to explain homosexuality to my children?"

There was an early developed girl in my 5th grade class. Her life was hell. ALL of the boys were all over her, and not in a good way. And ALL of the girls hated her.

I really love being a 37 year old with the looks of a 27 year old and the skin of a 17 year old.

I think those kinds of fuck ups are things that can be talked about early on, and don't necessarily warrant a freak out from your partner. That just shows some serious relationship immaturity.

I work on a sliding scale fee of 50 hugs per hour.

Chronic depression, despite treatment, will have lasting effects on how you perceive yourself. Feelings of failure, worthlessness, and guilt are a function of clinical depression, and will range anywhere from annoying to debilitating. The key is to understand that these feelings are not yours, and have a medical…

I was at an outdoor concert a few weeks back. Cute girl dancing there by herself. Like, SUPER cute. But, it was an environment where there wasn't a lot of safety (lots of drugs, etc), so I didn't feel comfortable approaching her. I wanted my group of friends (guys & women, all nice) to invite her over, which I think…

What kind of fucks ups are we talking about? Like, forget to put the toilet seat down fuck ups, or I don't know how to resist tossing insults in an argument fuck ups, or I don't think I need to say I Love You anymore fuck ups, or I just fucked your sister fuck ups?

I broke the heart of the most amazing woman I ever knew and waited 7 years to make it right.

Everyone has a moment when they compromise their standards to satisfy short term needs. When sex is a normal part of your life, going without is difficult, and eventually impossible.

It's hard enough for people to shake off the feelings of a rough day at the office. But for people like police, firefighters, and crisis workers who deal at the bleeding edge of society, a bad day can be as traumatic as war.

My first real job was in a town where everyone was really chipper and friendly. It weirded me out. I grew up in kind of a shit hole where no one was really versed in social interaction. The only way you were accepted was with sarcasm, dismissiveness, or a certain level of berating, while calling it "banter."

Dear folks,

I must be seriously fucked up because when I am presented with static gratuity, I'm like, "ok" and I sign my name. No muss, no fuss. Everybody wins.

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