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I blame Scientology.

I don't care. I will infinitely and joyously root for LiLo. I adore her, I can't help it.

Dawwwwwww

ARGH. My father also refused to wear a shirt, including at the dinner table. There's nothing like trying to choke down boiled potato(e)s while staring at a mixture of slouched fat and matted hair.

Is that how that works? I are confused.

Why can they not cgi in some dongs?

See?

No, no. We're a classy bunch around these parts.

Just wait until she says her magic word, and her three dongs shoot their stuff.

That thing is getting shoved in there pretty deep. Is this extreme porn for corn ... or for hamsters?

I am not into fucking man ass, but I totally agree with you.

Perhaps I should re-evaluate my lack of lustful desire to see petite clamshells in the media. I like staring at them in person. My last gf had a very beautiful pussy that I often complimented.

GoT seriously needs a Michael Fassbender Shame moment that lasts for a good five minutes. Just have one of the dudes deliver a speech buckedly naked and not giving a single fuck. I could watch that just fine.

Lots of people sexualize hands and tongues and feet. Quentin Tarantino would approve.

WHERE ARE MY DONGS

Well, the camera does add ten pounds ...

Then you haven't been looking at nice dicks. There are some truly beautiful dicks out there. Some people say a nicely shaved package is really gorgeous.

I don't recall any dudes starting petitions that said, "Dear _____, we want to see more vag."

Vaginas don't hang out and wiggle all over the place...