You should destroy her. One line at a time.

Remember back in the day when people used to post those GIF due date countdown banners on their MySpace and shit? That times a billionty.

So you know how to filter but you don't know how to group.

How is it productive or beneficial to waste your breath on zealots and radicals? These people don't want to talk. They want to destroy you from the inside out using any means possible, the more sadistic the better.

Then perhaps the best answer is for you to Set Filter = Family and Best Friends. Or, do something actually original instead of the derivative crap we're all bemoaning.

Who says I want to change their minds?

Oh, no. By every measure they were "quiet" and "respectful" as long as you ignore the fact that they were members of a fucking anti-choice hate group pushing their agenda on innocent people. (How often do you see pro-choice groups protesting at the front doors of hate temples as people try to walk in to engage in…

Psh. Tell this to my ex.

My friends are having a baby. They turned their announcement into a goddamn production. Chalk drawings, cutesy photos of empty baby shoes, lots of posing, and a shit ton of "clever" phrases and wink-wink nudge-nudge FB posts.

There's a Planned Parenthood near me. Every so often, the anti-choice hate groups like to go stand out front and "pray."

Now THIS I can dance to.

I'm OK with Lady.

I like Jezebel better on the days when they exercise the utmost in gender equality. Once in a while, they really get it right.

Feminism IS about gender equality. And, for the most part, Jezebel gets it right.

I don't think I'd make a very good public service announcer. Perhaps we can get some celebrity to do it.

Thank you. I totally understand your predicament.

That's a really good question.

I think it's pretty fantastic you've met your weight goal. HUZZAH :)

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I think I would take anything you've said today over anything anyone else has said so far. Your honesty has actually been quite supportive today. Thank you.