And when he got hit with the sedative and Sydney had to kiss him to wake him up :)

I don't know that the issues are all that different. I'm too skinny, I'm too fat. My boobs are too small. My penis is too small. I have a flat butt. My ass is huge. I'm losing my hair. Hair isn't supposed to be there.

Sark was my other favorite. I always identify with the ethically versatile survivor character.

Yes he does have a great body. And yes does have the shittiest personality possible. I wouldn't expect anyone to be attracted to him, knowing what he's like.

And Marshall!!!! He was my favorite.

Thanks. It's better than this morning. I guess I still have some triggers to work through.

I durv you, Jennifer Garner. You ran and kicked your way into my heart and stole some precious thingymabob for the CIA / SD-6, and now I lay here bleeding, every drop a love letter of how happy I am to be utterly devastated by you.

Perhaps it would be more appropriate to say he acts like a toddler.

How does a 5' 7" guy in any way look like a toddler?

How often does Jezebel or another rag post "Ew" next to a picture of Henry Cavill?

If I had to switch teams, I would totally do it for Jared Leto.

Wait. Did ... did they blackface that mask?

No, not all women. Just her.

Thanks. I'm still licking my wounds from the last relationship. At some point I will get my groove back.

I agree he's an enormous douchebag. In fact, if you look closely, his douchebag is filled with millions of tiny little douchebags. He is a fractal douchebag. No matter how far you zoom in, it's just douchebags all the way down.

Exxxactly.

AUGH. I grew up with guys like this. Were we nerds? Yes. Were we painfully socially awkward? Yes. Was it a huge deal when girls even looked in our direction? Oh god yes.

Well you know what they say about those Canadians ...

Thank you.

Thanks for adding androgynous to the list of today's insults.