So, just a quick shout out to all the smoke apologists getting their knickers in a bunch over yet another post about how it's not cool to smoke anymore:

Everyone's better than you.

Why is it the government's job to "protect" us by removing that choice?

Hey, while we're at it, we should repeal those pesky rape laws. Look, if you don't like it, don't come into my neighborhood. Meanwhile, those who want to rape have a place to do so. There's really no reason to take that decision away from the neighborhood. It's a needlessly restrictive law that removes a…

Aaaaaand cue the fucking smoke apologists. Right on fucking time. I'm surprised you showed up. Shouldn't you be out somewhere on your 17th break having a cigarette?

Yeah, sorry. Fuck smokers. Just fuck 'em.

I might been drinking when I wrote this.

I would happy with a lumpy piece of shit replacing Hannity. Just a lumpy piece of shit sitting there for an hour, not doing a goddamn thing.

I like her as a person now.

GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MALE BIRTH CONTROL RIGHT GODDAMN FUCKING NOW

I don't remember where I made this account. It is a burner account, though I don't know why that would make a difference.

Who knows what's going on over there.

Wow, I had no idea. How the fuck is this woman writing for Jezebel?

Yeah, I'm discovering Tracie is kind of a tool.

No, you shamed him, and then you edited your post to make it look like you didn't.

You're right. Let's shame him. How dare he have genitals!!!!!

No, this is a creepshot, and it's fucking horrible.

That is precisely what shaming and gender roles are all about.

And after you guys do it, you can say, "now that's what I call a sticky situation!"

They're not being pulled, per se. When our genitals are fully relaxed, we can comfortably arrange them however we like. Hell, we can comfortably tuck those badboys between our legs if we want! Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.