Obligatory Han Solo reference, "Never tell me the odds!"

Dungeons and Dragons-style with DM controls on the gamepad!

As a programmer let me just say Nintendo has a huge point here, it is extremely hard to make such a coding change. Most likely they would have to edit something like

This only reminds me how terrible bows are as DPS.

You know as a forum moderator and creator of Super Mario 64 hacks (like the one above), it can sometimes be really painful to see the coverage ROM hacks gets on this site. It's usually all marriage proposal hacks or stuff like this. Simple hacks that anyone can do and thus are uninterested to actually look into the…

Did you know these are- Oh... They changed it... Sad day.

"The Last of Us" with its fungus apocalypse story is actually the prequel to Super Mario Bros

I would've went with the 3rd Dungeon from Zelda 1...